National Sex Orgy

I just read this. Sound pretty cool and so close to the ways we used to be before Jesus and Muhammad. Alas...

Now this is a manifesto for an Iranian who is really worn out of being one:

No, I am not a terrorist nor a wife beater, I don't live in a tent in a desert. And I don't know Ali or Amir from Orange County, Although I'm certain they drive a BMW .

I speak Farsi, not Arabic. Iran is pronounced "EERAUN" and not "I - ran" (it's not track & field). News flash: Iran and Iraq are two different countries (a note to the Americans), Middle east is a region and NOT a continent, and camels are not our way of transportation.

Belly dancers are NOT strippers (no sex in the Champaign room). Iranian women are just as outspoken (if not more) and liberal as the European women. And what the hell is "soccer"?? We also call it Football.

Iran is the first country to have red white and green for a flag. A beautiful country ran by the wrong people but still the best part of Middle East.

I don't know why but always when one is "too" nationalistic, it sounds so sloppy and ridiculous.

It doesn't matter what "WE" think we are. The important thing is what the rest of the world sees us as. And we are responsible for all of 'em.

We should have thought twice before leaping over the embassy's wall and before pulling trigger for the bomb, in the US Marines' barracks in Beirut and before instructing those dummies in hezbollah to kill the American in hijacked TWA plane or ... Instead of those stupid actions, "WE" had to project a better view of ourself.

It's not those, so called "American's", responsibility to know us as we are. It's our responsibility to find better ways to present ourselves. What do you expect from them when the only news which make their ways to this part of the world is our being in pursuit of WMD or feeding al-sadr to mess up Iraq and delaying democracy in there or of harbouring fled taliban. What do you expect? What do you expect from them when the only images from Iran on the TV is the furious dirty people with saw-like teeth and mouthes full of "down with" and BS?

I Know, I Know These are not Posts but, What the Heck...

I couldn't find a better place to put these on:

Top 10 Women's Sexual Fantasies

Knock yourself out ;)

 

One by One

Wow, what a year; Gods are departing one by one: Marlon Brando too.

... Who Changed the Way We listen to the World

This is a really interesting thing about this country: If you look in the cookery of this nation, culinary as an art to be, almost could find no sophisticated thing; They invented the love of BBQ and roasted turkey and mashed potato and stuffing. Nothing much left to say.

But they gave out almost all sounds which shook the world: I'm talking about music baby, not war. They invented New Era's music: All the people that were melting in this pot for such a short time, produced the new way which modern man listens to his world.

Fly high, Ray Charles. Shine on. You're never gonna die.

French and the Surroundings

One week ago, I promised Artmis to start "tha French" with her if I could keep up with my lingophile plan for two weeks. The first week is over and I only know five more words: supposed to be five every day and five slangs at the same time...

I'm in love with words and the complications of language. Can't help it.

... from Within

"There is no so-called blessing. The blessing must come from within. To expect that blessing from others, it is nonsense."

It was on my calendar today. Just tickled my sense of atheism.